John Glenn High School Tee
1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood. 2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts. 3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours. 4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes. 5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed. 6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month. 7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass. 8. You wish you could move far, far away. 9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring. 10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication. 11. Everyone knows your name, not your story. 12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building. 13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life. 14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about. 15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.
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Customer Reviews
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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