17 facts about Barnshaw Mug
The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis. Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets. If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face. There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives. Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land. Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw. Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete. Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)