17 facts about Barnshaw Tee
The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis. Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets. If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face. There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives. Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land. Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw. Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete. Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating