17 facts about Barnshaw tee
The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis. Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets. If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face. There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives. Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land. Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw. Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete. Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!