Whet-rizz Mug
Whet-Rizz Whet-rizz is an urban term connected to smoking. Very commonly whet-rizz will occur whilst rolling and/or smoking a cigarette Whet-rizz is where the rolling paper used, becomes very moist or damp and therefore very hard to smoke. It supposedly happens when the tobacco burns with the gum of the rolling paper and produces a liquid down one side of the cigarette. It usually happens more when smoking the street drug marijuana due to certain factors. Marijuana burns slower than tobacco and therefore there is a larger amount of time in which the process can happen. If you have managed to smoke the cigarette or joint down at least half way, whet-rizz is very unlikely to happen and ony usually happens just after the cigarette or joint is rolled. Many letters of complaint have been set to rolling paper copanies such as rizla. Rizla co. 149 Hedgeway East Edinburgh EH5 8TS England 'I have bought Rixla many times in the past as I believe they are the superoir manufacturer of rolling papers but recently I have experienced whet-rizz and so I have wrote this letter to complain about it. I respect what you are doing for the smokers comunity but I believe that whet-rizz is becoming more and more popular and people do not like it. I am not blaming you but I believe you could make better rolling papers so it occurs less often. I know many people who have had the same problem so I thought I should write this letter on behalf of everyone who suffers. I first encountered whet-rizz about 4 months ago and have experienced it t least 70+ times since. I am getting slighlty angered by this. I have tried using different rolling papers but the same problem happens so I am writing to you as you are the larest manufacturer and seller of the product. Please could you fix this problem? It has become too much now. It is understandable if it is just a chemical occurance but if it is not, I expect a higher bar to be set for the quality of your rolling papers Thank you for your time, Harvey Lloyd' Rizla co. responded to this letter stating that they are working on a solution but it cannot be guaranteed. They insist that their rolling papers are the highest quality and whet-rizz is just a natural occurence and happens when the proportion or dispersion of the tobacco isnot right. They went onto say that whet-rizz is a national problem and the government are also working on ways in which it cannot be stopped. Government figures show that 5% of the Uk population has stopped smoking since 2006 and at lest 3% is rumoured to be due to whet-rizz Research has shown that due to smoking life expectancy has been cut by seven to eight years. Each cigarette smoked is rumoured to cut a persons life by around 11 minutes. Of the 300 people who die every day in the UK as a result of smoking, many are comparatively young smokers and have all experienced the same problem, .... Whet-rizz. The number of people under the age of 70 who die from whet-rixzz exceeds the total figure for deaths caused by breast cancer, AIDS, traffic accidents and drug addiction put together although the governement still clim that whet-rizz doesnt not damage mental of physical health. Non-smokers and ex-smokers can also look forward to a healthier old age than smokers but whet-rizz may never be stopped.
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This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
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This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
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