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Whet-rizz Mug

Whet-Rizz Whet-rizz is an urban term connected to smoking. Very commonly whet-rizz will occur whilst rolling and/or smoking a cigarette Whet-rizz is where the rolling paper used, becomes very moist or damp and therefore very hard to smoke. It supposedly happens when the tobacco burns with the gum of the rolling paper and produces a liquid down one side of the cigarette. It usually happens more when smoking the street drug marijuana due to certain factors. Marijuana burns slower than tobacco and therefore there is a larger amount of time in which the process can happen. If you have managed to smoke the cigarette or joint down at least half way, whet-rizz is very unlikely to happen and ony usually happens just after the cigarette or joint is rolled. Many letters of complaint have been set to rolling paper copanies such as rizla. Rizla co. 149 Hedgeway East Edinburgh EH5 8TS England 'I have bought Rixla many times in the past as I believe they are the superoir manufacturer of rolling papers but recently I have experienced whet-rizz and so I have wrote this letter to complain about it. I respect what you are doing for the smokers comunity but I believe that whet-rizz is becoming more and more popular and people do not like it. I am not blaming you but I believe you could make better rolling papers so it occurs less often. I know many people who have had the same problem so I thought I should write this letter on behalf of everyone who suffers. I first encountered whet-rizz about 4 months ago and have experienced it t least 70+ times since. I am getting slighlty angered by this. I have tried using different rolling papers but the same problem happens so I am writing to you as you are the larest manufacturer and seller of the product. Please could you fix this problem? It has become too much now. It is understandable if it is just a chemical occurance but if it is not, I expect a higher bar to be set for the quality of your rolling papers Thank you for your time, Harvey Lloyd' Rizla co. responded to this letter stating that they are working on a solution but it cannot be guaranteed. They insist that their rolling papers are the highest quality and whet-rizz is just a natural occurence and happens when the proportion or dispersion of the tobacco isnot right. They went onto say that whet-rizz is a national problem and the government are also working on ways in which it cannot be stopped. Government figures show that 5% of the Uk population has stopped smoking since 2006 and at lest 3% is rumoured to be due to whet-rizz Research has shown that due to smoking life expectancy has been cut by seven to eight years. Each cigarette smoked is rumoured to cut a persons life by around 11 minutes. Of the 300 people who die every day in the UK as a result of smoking, many are comparatively young smokers and have all experienced the same problem, .... Whet-rizz. The number of people under the age of 70 who die from whet-rixzz exceeds the total figure for deaths caused by breast cancer, AIDS, traffic accidents and drug addiction put together although the governement still clim that whet-rizz doesnt not damage mental of physical health. Non-smokers and ex-smokers can also look forward to a healthier old age than smokers but whet-rizz may never be stopped.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

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ASD Jun 21

Happy with my purchase

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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0

0w0 king Jun 20

I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!

Oliver N. Jun 19

Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)

Zaira Z. Jun 19

The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!

Verona S. Jun 19
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love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou

Pat P. Jun 19

I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!

me . Jun 18

I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Indy R. Jun 18
Review by Jansen P.

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.

Jansen P. Jun 17
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i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend

parkzer g. Jun 16

Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊

Tera S. Jun 16
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Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.

Cynthia P. Jun 16
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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

Jzuez Jun 15

The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3

Sharen K. Jun 15

this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m. Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D. Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A. Jun 12
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