teeny bopper Mug
In short, they are the worst fucking terrorists in the universe. -Basic- Typically they are slender, white, warm-blooded females aged nine to thirteen, even though most teeny boppers are twelve. -Appearance- Looks are the most important thing for them in the entire universe. They somehow think they are allowed wear mini skirts with tank tops, which in my case I think reveals too much of their scrawniness altogether. They wear loads of makeup every day, but the only makeup tip they know is that light pink eye shadow is the "only" thing that looks good on pale-skinned girls. Teeny boppers usually have tiny mosquito-bite tits that they think everyone is jealous of. They get so excited about periods and bras. -Language- I love you, sweet heart. "kmxmf0f 0oH huNNi*~!!! ilk TtYL lUuUuurRve y00!" I don't know. "hmmmmmm idk *shwuGs*" I think he's totally the hottest guy ever. "Omgzzz x3!!!!11 Hez ttly hAWt!!!111111 i i i meeeen th hAwTeSt GuY eVAhHHHHaaaA!!!!!!" Magazines "Magz" Manicures and pedicures "Maniz N Pedizz" -Stuff- Want an iPod for Christmas or have one. Of course, the iPod is pink. Sometimes, but very rarely, it is white, but with pink rhinestones. They wear "perfume" that is actually a cheap ass body spray they bought at the 99-cent store. -Activities- Chatting online with a 40-year-old man they assume is thirteen. Shopping. Gymnastics or dance. Making stupid little clubs with their friends that end up stop having meetings. -Media- Magazines like J-14, Tiger Beat, M, and Bop. MTV. "Period" books like Are You There God, It's Me Margaret; Your Body & You; etc.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!