teeny bopper Tee
In short, they are the worst fucking terrorists in the universe. -Basic- Typically they are slender, white, warm-blooded females aged nine to thirteen, even though most teeny boppers are twelve. -Appearance- Looks are the most important thing for them in the entire universe. They somehow think they are allowed wear mini skirts with tank tops, which in my case I think reveals too much of their scrawniness altogether. They wear loads of makeup every day, but the only makeup tip they know is that light pink eye shadow is the "only" thing that looks good on pale-skinned girls. Teeny boppers usually have tiny mosquito-bite tits that they think everyone is jealous of. They get so excited about periods and bras. -Language- I love you, sweet heart. "kmxmf0f 0oH huNNi*~!!! ilk TtYL lUuUuurRve y00!" I don't know. "hmmmmmm idk *shwuGs*" I think he's totally the hottest guy ever. "Omgzzz x3!!!!11 Hez ttly hAWt!!!111111 i i i meeeen th hAwTeSt GuY eVAhHHHHaaaA!!!!!!" Magazines "Magz" Manicures and pedicures "Maniz N Pedizz" -Stuff- Want an iPod for Christmas or have one. Of course, the iPod is pink. Sometimes, but very rarely, it is white, but with pink rhinestones. They wear "perfume" that is actually a cheap ass body spray they bought at the 99-cent store. -Activities- Chatting online with a 40-year-old man they assume is thirteen. Shopping. Gymnastics or dance. Making stupid little clubs with their friends that end up stop having meetings. -Media- Magazines like J-14, Tiger Beat, M, and Bop. MTV. "Period" books like Are You There God, It's Me Margaret; Your Body & You; etc.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating