Ricer Citation
A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers. note: there are different version of the ricer citation. "You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you." Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance" _Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust ----------------- -Sounds like a weed-eater on crack ----------------- -Is big enough to smuggle watermelons -Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank _Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Improperly/poorly installed------------- -Doesn't match paint job--------- _Less than desirable paint job--------- -Notation color that shouldn't exist----------- -Primer/bad paint job in general------------------- _Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car---------- -Is on a front wheel drive vehicle-------------- _Lowered to the point of stupidity------------- -By cutting the springs----------- -Without the use of a camber correction kit----- _Incorrect badging:--------- ---- -VTEC badges on a car not so equipped--------- -Type-R badges on a car not s equipped----- -Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______ _Stickers for parts not actually on the car------- -NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Miscellaneous---------------------- - -- "Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste." Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - - Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
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