Ricer Citation Hoodie
A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers. note: there are different version of the ricer citation. "You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you." Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance" _Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust ----------------- -Sounds like a weed-eater on crack ----------------- -Is big enough to smuggle watermelons -Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank _Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Improperly/poorly installed------------- -Doesn't match paint job--------- _Less than desirable paint job--------- -Notation color that shouldn't exist----------- -Primer/bad paint job in general------------------- _Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car---------- -Is on a front wheel drive vehicle-------------- _Lowered to the point of stupidity------------- -By cutting the springs----------- -Without the use of a camber correction kit----- _Incorrect badging:--------- ---- -VTEC badges on a car not so equipped--------- -Type-R badges on a car not s equipped----- -Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______ _Stickers for parts not actually on the car------- -NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Miscellaneous---------------------- - -- "Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste." Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - - Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.