Ricer Citation Mug
A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers. note: there are different version of the ricer citation. "You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you." Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance" _Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust ----------------- -Sounds like a weed-eater on crack ----------------- -Is big enough to smuggle watermelons -Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank _Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Improperly/poorly installed------------- -Doesn't match paint job--------- _Less than desirable paint job--------- -Notation color that shouldn't exist----------- -Primer/bad paint job in general------------------- _Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car---------- -Is on a front wheel drive vehicle-------------- _Lowered to the point of stupidity------------- -By cutting the springs----------- -Without the use of a camber correction kit----- _Incorrect badging:--------- ---- -VTEC badges on a car not so equipped--------- -Type-R badges on a car not s equipped----- -Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______ _Stickers for parts not actually on the car------- -NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Miscellaneous---------------------- - -- "Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste." Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - - Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
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Customer Reviews
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!