FullBody BlowJob Mug
A particularly mind-blowing experience currently only having been experienced by a select and very lucky few. It involves very sensual and skillful use of the fingers, lips and tongue all over the recipient's body. This in conjunction with the use of heightened anticipation brings the lucky person a feeling of intense pleasure with the growing need for it to never stop. A FullBody Blowjob (FBBJ) can be preceded by a FullBody Massage with aromatic oils to gently soothe the body into a completely relaxed state in preparation for the pleasure to come. Following a shower to remove the oils, cleanse the body and further relax the body, it's then time for lying back and waiting for the pleasure fest to really begin. The journey starts at the toes. While at the same time massaging the feet the mouth, lips and tongue go to work on the toes. This is the beginning of the ever-heightening sense of anticipation experienced throughout as the devices of pleasure make their way slowly up the body (bypassing certain areas to drive the recipient even crazier). The journey from toes to nose and back down to the real pleasure playground can take 30-40 minutes or more depending on how long the recipient can hold out. The entire procedure can be repeated as many times as is necessary to satisfy even the most primal sexual urges. This may require many hours or even days in some cases. As an example, a recent provision of the service by the author to an eager recipient resulted in 3 orgasms over the space of 3 hours of complete ecstacy It is essential that the recipient agrees to being totally submissive and completely relaxed throughout. This is a one-way procedure, however, can be reciprocated following the successful completion of a complete FBBJ cycle by the first party. Obviously a perfect FBBJ can only be performed by another male, however, females may also find this guide helpful to improve their sub-standard fellatial skills. It may also be used in a modified format to suit female recipients.
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Customer Reviews
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.