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A particularly mind-blowing experience currently only having been experienced by a select and very lucky few. It involves very sensual and skillful use of the fingers, lips and tongue all over the recipient's body. This in conjunction with the use of heightened anticipation brings the lucky person a feeling of intense pleasure with the growing need for it to never stop. A FullBody Blowjob (FBBJ) can be preceded by a FullBody Massage with aromatic oils to gently soothe the body into a completely relaxed state in preparation for the pleasure to come. Following a shower to remove the oils, cleanse the body and further relax the body, it's then time for lying back and waiting for the pleasure fest to really begin. The journey starts at the toes. While at the same time massaging the feet the mouth, lips and tongue go to work on the toes. This is the beginning of the ever-heightening sense of anticipation experienced throughout as the devices of pleasure make their way slowly up the body (bypassing certain areas to drive the recipient even crazier). The journey from toes to nose and back down to the real pleasure playground can take 30-40 minutes or more depending on how long the recipient can hold out. The entire procedure can be repeated as many times as is necessary to satisfy even the most primal sexual urges. This may require many hours or even days in some cases. As an example, a recent provision of the service by the author to an eager recipient resulted in 3 orgasms over the space of 3 hours of complete ecstacy It is essential that the recipient agrees to being totally submissive and completely relaxed throughout. This is a one-way procedure, however, can be reciprocated following the successful completion of a complete FBBJ cycle by the first party. Obviously a perfect FBBJ can only be performed by another male, however, females may also find this guide helpful to improve their sub-standard fellatial skills. It may also be used in a modified format to suit female recipients.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Review by Erica S.

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

Erica S.Nov 1
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Review by Blake M.

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.

Blake M.Nov 1

As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.

Etan N.Nov 1
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The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!

Laurie N.Nov 1
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G.Oct 31
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Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.

Kaycee B.Oct 31
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My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.

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Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!

Michael B.Oct 31
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t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings

joe k.Oct 31

Cute, good quality, *****!

Bonnie H.Oct 30
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Exactly as expected!

Michael C.Oct 29
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.

Dave M.Oct 29
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God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,

Yeetus Da FeetusOct 28

Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.

DanOct 27

Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!

Susan S.Oct 27
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Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe

LazarBeamOct 26

I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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Review by Joey H.

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.

Joey H.Oct 23
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My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!

Grace C.Oct 23
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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye

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