FullBody BlowJob Mug
A particularly mind-blowing experience currently only having been experienced by a select and very lucky few. It involves very sensual and skillful use of the fingers, lips and tongue all over the recipient's body. This in conjunction with the use of heightened anticipation brings the lucky person a feeling of intense pleasure with the growing need for it to never stop. A FullBody Blowjob (FBBJ) can be preceded by a FullBody Massage with aromatic oils to gently soothe the body into a completely relaxed state in preparation for the pleasure to come. Following a shower to remove the oils, cleanse the body and further relax the body, it's then time for lying back and waiting for the pleasure fest to really begin. The journey starts at the toes. While at the same time massaging the feet the mouth, lips and tongue go to work on the toes. This is the beginning of the ever-heightening sense of anticipation experienced throughout as the devices of pleasure make their way slowly up the body (bypassing certain areas to drive the recipient even crazier). The journey from toes to nose and back down to the real pleasure playground can take 30-40 minutes or more depending on how long the recipient can hold out. The entire procedure can be repeated as many times as is necessary to satisfy even the most primal sexual urges. This may require many hours or even days in some cases. As an example, a recent provision of the service by the author to an eager recipient resulted in 3 orgasms over the space of 3 hours of complete ecstacy It is essential that the recipient agrees to being totally submissive and completely relaxed throughout. This is a one-way procedure, however, can be reciprocated following the successful completion of a complete FBBJ cycle by the first party. Obviously a perfect FBBJ can only be performed by another male, however, females may also find this guide helpful to improve their sub-standard fellatial skills. It may also be used in a modified format to suit female recipients.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.