Chell Mug
In unofficial Naval social circles, a Chell, or Chelle, (pronounced with or without the last 'e'), Probably originally after the name Michelle, an escort who went by the name at some unknown party/ball/bar, etc.: A code name for a "high class" escort for a particular event, typically for a Captain, the one who usually has enough dough to throw around. Specifically, his FIRST escort of the night, if they've been bouncing in and out of his circle for a dance, a drink or something else. If, on the other hand, the guys have only been chatting and laughing it up over a Scotch or Bourbon, he might be saying he feels like starting a party, in which case, if he's asking you; you're the man to make it happen. Who knows, maybe you'll be 1st mate on his vessel making bank next time you go out to sea? It all depends on your resourcefulness and social skills in FINDING HIS CHELLE!" P. S., I only " know" this because I was 'that guy' in a dream, and I had to fumble through it and figure out what he was talking about, when he abruptly stopped and asked me that, knowing he actually can't in with his wife and 2 children! What a Dirtbag!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/