Chell Tee
In unofficial Naval social circles, a Chell, or Chelle, (pronounced with or without the last 'e'), Probably originally after the name Michelle, an escort who went by the name at some unknown party/ball/bar, etc.: A code name for a "high class" escort for a particular event, typically for a Captain, the one who usually has enough dough to throw around. Specifically, his FIRST escort of the night, if they've been bouncing in and out of his circle for a dance, a drink or something else. If, on the other hand, the guys have only been chatting and laughing it up over a Scotch or Bourbon, he might be saying he feels like starting a party, in which case, if he's asking you; you're the man to make it happen. Who knows, maybe you'll be 1st mate on his vessel making bank next time you go out to sea? It all depends on your resourcefulness and social skills in FINDING HIS CHELLE!" P. S., I only " know" this because I was 'that guy' in a dream, and I had to fumble through it and figure out what he was talking about, when he abruptly stopped and asked me that, knowing he actually can't in with his wife and 2 children! What a Dirtbag!
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!