kazuha Mug
Kazuha is the most gorgeous man you will ever set your eyes on. Before the moment I saw him with my very eyes, my life was degraded, dark, lonely, tiring, weary, lonesome, bad, horrible, terrible, sucky, ass, poo, shit, voided, and bad. But in the very moment where I laid my eyes on such a beautiful and pretty man, the light in my soul lit up and flared like never before. Kazuha is the ink to my pen, the chalk to my whiteboard, the rubberband to my cash, the soil to my seed, the pencil to my paper, the jake to the uwu demon girl, the pinterest to my wattpad, the twitter to my instagram, the juice to my mug, the chocolate to my graham character, the character.ai to my poe bot, the ranpo edogawa to my edgar allen poe, the jouno to my tecchou, the nikolai to my fyodor, the charger to my computer, the mirror to my reflection, the bedsheets to my bed, the ruler to my protractor, the match to the lighter, the cake to my frosting, present to my ribbon, the stationary to my pencil case, the train to my traintrack, the flower to my bouquet, the george to my brisket, the pot to my pan, the apple to my banana, the sun to my moon, the golden retriever to my black cat, the butterfly to my firefly, the xiao to my almond tofu. My life without Kazuha would've crumbled, disintegrated, broke down, melted, incinerated, blown, exploded, died, fell over, sank, drowned, flew away, and be ruined. Kazuha is the finest man you will ever see, and if you did you'd want to be his trampoline.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)