kazuha Tee
Kazuha is the most gorgeous man you will ever set your eyes on. Before the moment I saw him with my very eyes, my life was degraded, dark, lonely, tiring, weary, lonesome, bad, horrible, terrible, sucky, ass, poo, shit, voided, and bad. But in the very moment where I laid my eyes on such a beautiful and pretty man, the light in my soul lit up and flared like never before. Kazuha is the ink to my pen, the chalk to my whiteboard, the rubberband to my cash, the soil to my seed, the pencil to my paper, the jake to the uwu demon girl, the pinterest to my wattpad, the twitter to my instagram, the juice to my mug, the chocolate to my graham character, the character.ai to my poe bot, the ranpo edogawa to my edgar allen poe, the jouno to my tecchou, the nikolai to my fyodor, the charger to my computer, the mirror to my reflection, the bedsheets to my bed, the ruler to my protractor, the match to the lighter, the cake to my frosting, present to my ribbon, the stationary to my pencil case, the train to my traintrack, the flower to my bouquet, the george to my brisket, the pot to my pan, the apple to my banana, the sun to my moon, the golden retriever to my black cat, the butterfly to my firefly, the xiao to my almond tofu. My life without Kazuha would've crumbled, disintegrated, broke down, melted, incinerated, blown, exploded, died, fell over, sank, drowned, flew away, and be ruined. Kazuha is the finest man you will ever see, and if you did you'd want to be his trampoline.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating