Parishville Mug
Parishville is a small town in Northern New York. There's one popular girl who is decent looking and a hot ticket among the boys, because there's no one else. Then there is a guy who's known for being the FIRST to like anything on social media. He also is always hanging out in his yard smoking the devil's lettuce. Which brings us to our next interesting soul who tells randos on snap his life's story and give relationship advice when it is unwanted. He is now however in a relationship despite his multiple breakups that in his words, "Lead him down a dark path" which consisted of smoking the reefer and drinking the hard stuff. Next up we have a guy who even though according to others in the area has, "a monstwr shlong", his relationships however are even shorter than he is which is INSANE considering he is shmoll, he may have a thing for gingers but it is not yet confirmed. Another one of the only decent looking guys in this area asked local girl to give him head in a movie theatre and he also likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean. Lastly there's a jack black doppelgänger who played soccer and was notably "a beast in the sheets and a beast on the field" he knocked balls around in both instances. There is a gas station where people frequently stop for expired food and condoms on their way to the riding trails, as this town has more riding trails than it does roads. Overall, this town is full of raging rednecks, horny teenagers and bad athletes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/