Parishville Mug

Parishville is a small town in Northern New York. There's one popular girl who is decent looking and a hot ticket among the boys, because there's no one else. Then there is a guy who's known for being the FIRST to like anything on social media. He also is always hanging out in his yard smoking the devil's lettuce. Which brings us to our next interesting soul who tells randos on snap his life's story and give relationship advice when it is unwanted. He is now however in a relationship despite his multiple breakups that in his words, "Lead him down a dark path" which consisted of smoking the reefer and drinking the hard stuff. Next up we have a guy who even though according to others in the area has, "a monstwr shlong", his relationships however are even shorter than he is which is INSANE considering he is shmoll, he may have a thing for gingers but it is not yet confirmed. Another one of the only decent looking guys in this area asked local girl to give him head in a movie theatre and he also likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean. Lastly there's a jack black doppelgänger who played soccer and was notably "a beast in the sheets and a beast on the field" he knocked balls around in both instances. There is a gas station where people frequently stop for expired food and condoms on their way to the riding trails, as this town has more riding trails than it does roads. Overall, this town is full of raging rednecks, horny teenagers and bad athletes.