Parishville Tee
Parishville is a small town in Northern New York. There's one popular girl who is decent looking and a hot ticket among the boys, because there's no one else. Then there is a guy who's known for being the FIRST to like anything on social media. He also is always hanging out in his yard smoking the devil's lettuce. Which brings us to our next interesting soul who tells randos on snap his life's story and give relationship advice when it is unwanted. He is now however in a relationship despite his multiple breakups that in his words, "Lead him down a dark path" which consisted of smoking the reefer and drinking the hard stuff. Next up we have a guy who even though according to others in the area has, "a monstwr shlong", his relationships however are even shorter than he is which is INSANE considering he is shmoll, he may have a thing for gingers but it is not yet confirmed. Another one of the only decent looking guys in this area asked local girl to give him head in a movie theatre and he also likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean. Lastly there's a jack black doppelgänger who played soccer and was notably "a beast in the sheets and a beast on the field" he knocked balls around in both instances. There is a gas station where people frequently stop for expired food and condoms on their way to the riding trails, as this town has more riding trails than it does roads. Overall, this town is full of raging rednecks, horny teenagers and bad athletes.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡