Lesbian sex Mug
wow you horny fuck. Welp your gonna get what you want It was 11:00 pm. Me and my girlfriend Hanna were at a bar to get some beer. I didn’t want to drink that much so I only had one cup or so. But my girlfriend had a lot of beer. She was drunk as hell, and very very horny. “Ella~ darling~ come home with me so we can have some fun!~ how does that sound?~” her beautiful voice whispered in my ear, I felt my pussy getting wet just hearing it. I drove us home and we ran up stairs to our room. I got the dildos while Hanna stripped butt ass naked. I jumped on the bed and Hanna started fingering me slowly. “A- ahh~ harder babe.. mmm~” I moaned “whatever you say darling!~” Hanna replied, she went harder and harder and faster and faster till I couldn’t take it “AHHH~ MOMMY PLEASE!~~ HANNA F- AHH~~ FUCK ME HARDER!” I screamed. And so she did. soon she took her fingers out of my pussy and we 69d all night long. Then in the morning we did it again. the end this is my first time righting a nsfw story so hope you liked it! :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup