Lesbian sex Tee
wow you horny fuck. Welp your gonna get what you want It was 11:00 pm. Me and my girlfriend Hanna were at a bar to get some beer. I didn’t want to drink that much so I only had one cup or so. But my girlfriend had a lot of beer. She was drunk as hell, and very very horny. “Ella~ darling~ come home with me so we can have some fun!~ how does that sound?~” her beautiful voice whispered in my ear, I felt my pussy getting wet just hearing it. I drove us home and we ran up stairs to our room. I got the dildos while Hanna stripped butt ass naked. I jumped on the bed and Hanna started fingering me slowly. “A- ahh~ harder babe.. mmm~” I moaned “whatever you say darling!~” Hanna replied, she went harder and harder and faster and faster till I couldn’t take it “AHHH~ MOMMY PLEASE!~~ HANNA F- AHH~~ FUCK ME HARDER!” I screamed. And so she did. soon she took her fingers out of my pussy and we 69d all night long. Then in the morning we did it again. the end this is my first time righting a nsfw story so hope you liked it! :)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means