New Canaan
You know you live in New Canaan when... You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December Sports are not a game its life When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand Half the people aren’t who they really are Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake Perfection isn’t expected its reality A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students When almost half of the population hates living here But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people screw that none of it's true
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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