New Canaan Tee
You know you live in New Canaan when... You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December Sports are not a game its life When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand Half the people aren’t who they really are Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake Perfection isn’t expected its reality A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students When almost half of the population hates living here But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people screw that none of it's true
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.