New Canaan Tee
You know you live in New Canaan when... You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December Sports are not a game its life When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand Half the people aren’t who they really are Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake Perfection isn’t expected its reality A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students When almost half of the population hates living here But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people screw that none of it's true
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨