Malyshka Mug
A beautiful foreign woman. She uses the word Malyshka which means babygirl to create a false sense of innoncence. She won’t post you publicly because says doesn’t want other jealous. She says loves you and will always be there for you, and when you go shopping will ask to be gifted items that represent her forever love. She then will send you photos of wedding rings you propose, You take her home to her family and tell your grandmother how great. You at this point have decided you want to have kids with this person and are actively trying and planning the future of your family. You give her an authorized credit card, she goes on shopping spree buying herself Louis Vuitton without asking. Never buys you anything. About one two months into engagement she will hit you (literally as well) with a designer bag. mysteriously takes about 500 dollars more than she asked out of your checking. She will write you a beautiful Valentine’s Day card talking about forever love. The same week. she waits until the deadline to extend her travel visa timeline and you walk home that night to her gone, engagement ring on table (taking the case), and all of the luxury items you purchased her representing your forever gone. She even takes your scale from your bedroom. She leaves without a word and follows dozens of men on instagram) and partying like you mean nothing. A Malyshka rips your heart, your family’s name, and your finances and doesn’t love you
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.