Malyshka Tee
A beautiful foreign woman. She uses the word Malyshka which means babygirl to create a false sense of innoncence. She won’t post you publicly because says doesn’t want other jealous. She says loves you and will always be there for you, and when you go shopping will ask to be gifted items that represent her forever love. She then will send you photos of wedding rings you propose, You take her home to her family and tell your grandmother how great. You at this point have decided you want to have kids with this person and are actively trying and planning the future of your family. You give her an authorized credit card, she goes on shopping spree buying herself Louis Vuitton without asking. Never buys you anything. About one two months into engagement she will hit you (literally as well) with a designer bag. mysteriously takes about 500 dollars more than she asked out of your checking. She will write you a beautiful Valentine’s Day card talking about forever love. The same week. she waits until the deadline to extend her travel visa timeline and you walk home that night to her gone, engagement ring on table (taking the case), and all of the luxury items you purchased her representing your forever gone. She even takes your scale from your bedroom. She leaves without a word and follows dozens of men on instagram) and partying like you mean nothing. A Malyshka rips your heart, your family’s name, and your finances and doesn’t love you
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.