Malyshka Hoodie
A beautiful foreign woman. She uses the word Malyshka which means babygirl to create a false sense of innoncence. She won’t post you publicly because says doesn’t want other jealous. She says loves you and will always be there for you, and when you go shopping will ask to be gifted items that represent her forever love. She then will send you photos of wedding rings you propose, You take her home to her family and tell your grandmother how great. You at this point have decided you want to have kids with this person and are actively trying and planning the future of your family. You give her an authorized credit card, she goes on shopping spree buying herself Louis Vuitton without asking. Never buys you anything. About one two months into engagement she will hit you (literally as well) with a designer bag. mysteriously takes about 500 dollars more than she asked out of your checking. She will write you a beautiful Valentine’s Day card talking about forever love. The same week. she waits until the deadline to extend her travel visa timeline and you walk home that night to her gone, engagement ring on table (taking the case), and all of the luxury items you purchased her representing your forever gone. She even takes your scale from your bedroom. She leaves without a word and follows dozens of men on instagram) and partying like you mean nothing. A Malyshka rips your heart, your family’s name, and your finances and doesn’t love you
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Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!