paris hilton Mug
WASP White Anglo Saxon PROSTITUTE! 1.) Belongs in a whore house. 2.) Has no morals or values or anything worth ANY value. 3.) Is all fake, including her fucked up, fried brain. 4.) Has a voice that sounds like a guys. 5.) Has absolutely no ass. She IS an ass. 6.) A fucking piece of white trash. 7.) Talentless. 8.) Has fucked so many guys that her cunt is all flappy and can stretch to the size of her head. 9.) A worthless slut. 10.) Flat. Front and back. 11.) Absolutely no figure. 12.) Fucking ugly. Some people think we Paris Haters are jealous? Please. What has she done that is actually vauable and moral and can be used as a rolemodel? Her sex tape? Oh, I'm sure mothers all around the world just can't wait for their daughters to grow up and become sluts, huh? And all of her clothing lines, and perfumes, and jewlery, and bunch of other shit. What is that going to teach kids? To dress like a skank, too? And besides, she hires people to design them for her, idiots! Her book was so poorly written that even my sister who is in third grade can write better than her. Plus there is the fact that she has absolutely no work ethic because she didn't even earn it. It was all given to her by her 'grandaddy'. Fucking unworthy cocksucker!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!