paris hilton Tee
WASP White Anglo Saxon PROSTITUTE! 1.) Belongs in a whore house. 2.) Has no morals or values or anything worth ANY value. 3.) Is all fake, including her fucked up, fried brain. 4.) Has a voice that sounds like a guys. 5.) Has absolutely no ass. She IS an ass. 6.) A fucking piece of white trash. 7.) Talentless. 8.) Has fucked so many guys that her cunt is all flappy and can stretch to the size of her head. 9.) A worthless slut. 10.) Flat. Front and back. 11.) Absolutely no figure. 12.) Fucking ugly. Some people think we Paris Haters are jealous? Please. What has she done that is actually vauable and moral and can be used as a rolemodel? Her sex tape? Oh, I'm sure mothers all around the world just can't wait for their daughters to grow up and become sluts, huh? And all of her clothing lines, and perfumes, and jewlery, and bunch of other shit. What is that going to teach kids? To dress like a skank, too? And besides, she hires people to design them for her, idiots! Her book was so poorly written that even my sister who is in third grade can write better than her. Plus there is the fact that she has absolutely no work ethic because she didn't even earn it. It was all given to her by her 'grandaddy'. Fucking unworthy cocksucker!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating