Horny Mug
I know why you're here so ig ill satisfy you. He pulls me into the alleyway as I go to get into my uber ride. He rips down my tights and pulls up my dress so it's all scrunched up just above my breasts. He grabs my tits, my nipples get hard and he starts running his tongue down my spine giving me tingles. He is squatting near my ass and he starts to finger my tight vagina, i am basically throbbing. I moan at his fingers moving and feel my legs giving out. He stands up and i hear his belt undoing. My pussy is dripping and I start begging him to put his dick inside me, he does. Its so big and my virgin pussy is so tight. i moan and groan so loudly and my oussy is throbbing at the rhythm he is fucking me at. My ass out and my face against the graffitied brick wall, i feel my sweat dripping down my face and his hand slides up my stomach and he grabs my tits. I feel his warm cum in my pussy and i orgasm and squirt on myself and him. he leans into my ear and whispers "good day" Thank you, sorry if it didn't satisfy I might do a lesbian one & a gay one so watch out for that if you're interested. :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling