Horny Tee
I know why you're here so ig ill satisfy you. He pulls me into the alleyway as I go to get into my uber ride. He rips down my tights and pulls up my dress so it's all scrunched up just above my breasts. He grabs my tits, my nipples get hard and he starts running his tongue down my spine giving me tingles. He is squatting near my ass and he starts to finger my tight vagina, i am basically throbbing. I moan at his fingers moving and feel my legs giving out. He stands up and i hear his belt undoing. My pussy is dripping and I start begging him to put his dick inside me, he does. Its so big and my virgin pussy is so tight. i moan and groan so loudly and my oussy is throbbing at the rhythm he is fucking me at. My ass out and my face against the graffitied brick wall, i feel my sweat dripping down my face and his hand slides up my stomach and he grabs my tits. I feel his warm cum in my pussy and i orgasm and squirt on myself and him. he leans into my ear and whispers "good day" Thank you, sorry if it didn't satisfy I might do a lesbian one & a gay one so watch out for that if you're interested. :)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means