Annalisa Mug
All the highest abilities of all gods of every religion have been put together to create her. In her eyes all the constellations are united in unison.She can make you a prisoner at a glance. The energy that surrounds her fills the space around you and gets inside you. Her lines are the sweetest that a human being can ever see. Every subtle movement of her causes a beautiful earthquake in you. When her hair moves a shiver runs through your back. Her smell is not comparable with anyone else. Her lips are the equation of perfection. The passion she has inside is the essence of passion itself. The most well-known female idol figures are only the attempt, which came wrong, to portray her. Her skin is made of the purest silk. Her voice is the most beautiful melody ever created. Close to her you don't need food or drink. You will feel the need to contemplate. Touching her makes you realize how powerful a man can feel. She is the face of perfection, the movement of golden harmony, the synthesis of love. You want to have your cells interlinked in one stem with hers. You would close the rainbow curve to imagine it as its crown. With the line of the horizon in the sky you would make a queen bracelet. You would run fast against the avalanches and then give her the flame of the volcano. You would breathe where the abyss descends to give her all the rains in one hand. If you could sell the whole world in exchange for her true love, you would do it because there's only 1 Annalisa
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!