Annalisa Tee
All the highest abilities of all gods of every religion have been put together to create her. In her eyes all the constellations are united in unison.She can make you a prisoner at a glance. The energy that surrounds her fills the space around you and gets inside you. Her lines are the sweetest that a human being can ever see. Every subtle movement of her causes a beautiful earthquake in you. When her hair moves a shiver runs through your back. Her smell is not comparable with anyone else. Her lips are the equation of perfection. The passion she has inside is the essence of passion itself. The most well-known female idol figures are only the attempt, which came wrong, to portray her. Her skin is made of the purest silk. Her voice is the most beautiful melody ever created. Close to her you don't need food or drink. You will feel the need to contemplate. Touching her makes you realize how powerful a man can feel. She is the face of perfection, the movement of golden harmony, the synthesis of love. You want to have your cells interlinked in one stem with hers. You would close the rainbow curve to imagine it as its crown. With the line of the horizon in the sky you would make a queen bracelet. You would run fast against the avalanches and then give her the flame of the volcano. You would breathe where the abyss descends to give her all the rains in one hand. If you could sell the whole world in exchange for her true love, you would do it because there's only 1 Annalisa
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating