Annalisa Tee
All the highest abilities of all gods of every religion have been put together to create her. In her eyes all the constellations are united in unison.She can make you a prisoner at a glance. The energy that surrounds her fills the space around you and gets inside you. Her lines are the sweetest that a human being can ever see. Every subtle movement of her causes a beautiful earthquake in you. When her hair moves a shiver runs through your back. Her smell is not comparable with anyone else. Her lips are the equation of perfection. The passion she has inside is the essence of passion itself. The most well-known female idol figures are only the attempt, which came wrong, to portray her. Her skin is made of the purest silk. Her voice is the most beautiful melody ever created. Close to her you don't need food or drink. You will feel the need to contemplate. Touching her makes you realize how powerful a man can feel. She is the face of perfection, the movement of golden harmony, the synthesis of love. You want to have your cells interlinked in one stem with hers. You would close the rainbow curve to imagine it as its crown. With the line of the horizon in the sky you would make a queen bracelet. You would run fast against the avalanches and then give her the flame of the volcano. You would breathe where the abyss descends to give her all the rains in one hand. If you could sell the whole world in exchange for her true love, you would do it because there's only 1 Annalisa
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨