jens-uwe Mug
Jens-Uwe is a name of Germanian decent, commonly refered to as "Jens" only. Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal). Jens-Uwe doesn't understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier. Normally Jens-Uwe doesn't take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and awkward situations. Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him. He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals. The typical place to find Jens-Uwe is woking in a tech company, mainly with computers. You would also find him sitting behind his computer playing comptuer games with friends. Still he's a one of a kind. Smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, nerdy, etc. One conversation, and you'll instantly like him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/