jens-uwe Tee
Jens-Uwe is a name of Germanian decent, commonly refered to as "Jens" only. Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal). Jens-Uwe doesn't understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier. Normally Jens-Uwe doesn't take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and awkward situations. Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him. He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals. The typical place to find Jens-Uwe is woking in a tech company, mainly with computers. You would also find him sitting behind his computer playing comptuer games with friends. Still he's a one of a kind. Smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, nerdy, etc. One conversation, and you'll instantly like him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!