Delaram Mug
Is it a bird? is it a fish? is it a train, perhaps? NO! It's a celestial goddess, approaching you at just above the speed of time. Who is this celestial goddess? Why, it's Delaram of course! Who else??? Delaram has the ability to travel backwards in all directions at the speed of light, and also forward in any direction at the speed of time, as mentioned before. It's impossible to beat the Delaram at anything, as Delaram is simply not human. We humans are limited to the functions of our brains, but Delaram can actually go beyond the brain and astrally project her soul out to the universe and use it as a giant computer to solve problems, whether it's about making immense amounts of friends and becoming the most popular entity in the multiverse, if it's about creating new amazing ideas and realize them OR if it's just about being friendly with a fish. Another interesting fact about Delaram, that many people don't know, is that she is also a cat. An actual cat. And a celestial catess. Many people think that people become obsessed with cats because of the toxoplasma parasite, but that is a myth, as it's actually just Delaram who is becoming the most popular existing being without even trying!
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation