Delaram Tee
Is it a bird? is it a fish? is it a train, perhaps? NO! It's a celestial goddess, approaching you at just above the speed of time. Who is this celestial goddess? Why, it's Delaram of course! Who else??? Delaram has the ability to travel backwards in all directions at the speed of light, and also forward in any direction at the speed of time, as mentioned before. It's impossible to beat the Delaram at anything, as Delaram is simply not human. We humans are limited to the functions of our brains, but Delaram can actually go beyond the brain and astrally project her soul out to the universe and use it as a giant computer to solve problems, whether it's about making immense amounts of friends and becoming the most popular entity in the multiverse, if it's about creating new amazing ideas and realize them OR if it's just about being friendly with a fish. Another interesting fact about Delaram, that many people don't know, is that she is also a cat. An actual cat. And a celestial catess. Many people think that people become obsessed with cats because of the toxoplasma parasite, but that is a myth, as it's actually just Delaram who is becoming the most popular existing being without even trying!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨