SU Mug
SU is short for Super Unicorn. This one of a kind creature has been living for the past six centuries and knows about everything (except computers because he was busy preaching philosophical lessons when computer science was advancing). Many people believe that SU does not exist but historical sightings reveal that the creature may indeed be living among us for a very long time. SU was last spotted in the country of India, more specifically in the state of Maharashtra, according to certain unreliable sources. Anecdotal evidence suggests that this creature is very similar to male human beings in terms of physical appearance. He is known to possess certain powers which include Victory Dance, Intellect Beam, Emotional Torture, and Future Sight. He is also known to be a very wise and mature creature who offers advice to anyone who asks for it (and anyone who does not). SU is known to have made and lost many friends in his long life so he appears to be rather recluse at times. He has been seen hanging out with turtles and tortoises often. The slow animals live a long life, very much like him, which enhances their friendship. SU is known to be a social creature with anti social tendencies. To remain hidden from the prying eyes of the world and still maintain his original identity, he takes names with initials S.U. and tries to blend in with humans. He makes sure that he does not develop deep and strong bonds with most people because he is sure to outlive them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/