SU Tee
SU is short for Super Unicorn. This one of a kind creature has been living for the past six centuries and knows about everything (except computers because he was busy preaching philosophical lessons when computer science was advancing). Many people believe that SU does not exist but historical sightings reveal that the creature may indeed be living among us for a very long time. SU was last spotted in the country of India, more specifically in the state of Maharashtra, according to certain unreliable sources. Anecdotal evidence suggests that this creature is very similar to male human beings in terms of physical appearance. He is known to possess certain powers which include Victory Dance, Intellect Beam, Emotional Torture, and Future Sight. He is also known to be a very wise and mature creature who offers advice to anyone who asks for it (and anyone who does not). SU is known to have made and lost many friends in his long life so he appears to be rather recluse at times. He has been seen hanging out with turtles and tortoises often. The slow animals live a long life, very much like him, which enhances their friendship. SU is known to be a social creature with anti social tendencies. To remain hidden from the prying eyes of the world and still maintain his original identity, he takes names with initials S.U. and tries to blend in with humans. He makes sure that he does not develop deep and strong bonds with most people because he is sure to outlive them.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means