Weremo Mug
A Weremo is like a Werewolf in many respects. Like the Werewolf, the Weremo is most likely to strike on a night with a full moon. His appearance however, does not change. A Weremo is a closeted male homosexual who attacks unsuspecting streight males. He comes in three types; the filtly fart box tongue puncher, the blower and the most dreaded and feared of all Weremos, the Bull Weremo. The Bull is the only Weremo known to rape the unsuspecting and he is the only one with the power to turn a streight male gay. Pre attack indicators are a sweaty upper lip. This is almost immediately followed by an attack. Weremos can be detected before this however. Weremos most often approach streight men with a pitch that will entice and lure the unsuspecting target into a secluded location where he can be compromised. A Weremo may approach you with offers to buy your beer, take you to another bar where "there are lots of chicks" or simply bait you by leaving gun, sports and porno magazines in plain view; all in an effort to lure you in. However, he lacks any real interests in these things and can easily be tripped up. He will say things like "I have tickets to a Washinton Redskins hocky game," or lets go score some "Tigers and Milks," not knowing that it is Cougars and Milfs the streight male seeks. Further, the bull can be easily identified by his goatee and shaven head.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)