Vencum Mug
A slithery, white, alien symbiote with an amorphous, sperm-like form, similar to the famous, Marvel villain, Venom, except it’s white and made of cum. The symbiote can only survive by bonding with a host, usually a male human. Once it’s chosen a host, a dual-life form is created with enhanced powers. The symbiote specifically seeks out participants of the NoFap movement. November is when sightings are most frequent, due to the many soldiers battling in NNN. If a male has not nutted in a while, and his horny levels are so high that Vencum can sense it, it will find him and inject itself into the tip of his penis hole. Once infected, the victim will feel a gut-wrenching pain in his scrotum. Each one of his testicles will proceed to quiver and vibrate rapidly before fully retracting into his body. The sheer force of the Vencum pumping through the victim's veins will drop him to his knees as he screams in agony. The virus will overtake him, levitating him off the ground, all while making him bust the fattest nut this world has ever seen. After this process has taken effect, the infected subject will go on with its life and appear to be normal; however, do not be fooled! Vencum can take control at any moment (typically when aroused,) transforming its victim into a hideous behemoth of cum that will consume and/or fuck anything it very well pleases. Once the symbiote has multiplied, the puddle of nut on the floor will squirm to the nearest shower drain, pursuing its next target.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!