Vencum Tee
A slithery, white, alien symbiote with an amorphous, sperm-like form, similar to the famous, Marvel villain, Venom, except it’s white and made of cum. The symbiote can only survive by bonding with a host, usually a male human. Once it’s chosen a host, a dual-life form is created with enhanced powers. The symbiote specifically seeks out participants of the NoFap movement. November is when sightings are most frequent, due to the many soldiers battling in NNN. If a male has not nutted in a while, and his horny levels are so high that Vencum can sense it, it will find him and inject itself into the tip of his penis hole. Once infected, the victim will feel a gut-wrenching pain in his scrotum. Each one of his testicles will proceed to quiver and vibrate rapidly before fully retracting into his body. The sheer force of the Vencum pumping through the victim's veins will drop him to his knees as he screams in agony. The virus will overtake him, levitating him off the ground, all while making him bust the fattest nut this world has ever seen. After this process has taken effect, the infected subject will go on with its life and appear to be normal; however, do not be fooled! Vencum can take control at any moment (typically when aroused,) transforming its victim into a hideous behemoth of cum that will consume and/or fuck anything it very well pleases. Once the symbiote has multiplied, the puddle of nut on the floor will squirm to the nearest shower drain, pursuing its next target.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍