Vartan Mug
A very attractive Armenian man that gives off BDE (big dick energy). Majority vote, he’s the Pete Davidson of the Armenian diaspora. Girls and gays can’t keep their hands off of him. He’s extremely creative and loves to use his skills to excel in his career. He’s so imaginative with his close circle that he can’t even call them by their birth name. It’s almost impossible. One of his many gifts is to create an amazing nickname for everyone which is his preferred method of orchestrating bonds with the people he cares about. He's very welcoming to the LGBTQIA+ community and his preferred pronouns are they/them. He is very inclusive to those of all shapes and sizes, furthermore, when it comes to his size, it’s incredibly clear G0d took his sweet and dandy time sculpting Mr. Sexy Pants. He has a thing for sloppy blowjobs from petite women with fat areola’s who ask him a lump sum amount of vital questions. Reminder, ladies with skinny areola’s do need/nat apply so don’t even bother. Everyone around them is OBSESSED with them and want them to be his daddy so fucken bad. He’s the type to keep his circle small therefore, becoming friends with him is hard because he struggles with people not accepting his passion of reading self motivating books that don’t work, foot play, and excessive outfits from Uniqlo. You can find him shirtless, talking to his three best friends all evening hours, so please consider this a warning. In conclusion, I C if you see if they see we see They in Chicago.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!