Vartan
A very attractive Armenian man that gives off BDE (big dick energy). Majority vote, he’s the Pete Davidson of the Armenian diaspora. Girls and gays can’t keep their hands off of him. He’s extremely creative and loves to use his skills to excel in his career. He’s so imaginative with his close circle that he can’t even call them by their birth name. It’s almost impossible. One of his many gifts is to create an amazing nickname for everyone which is his preferred method of orchestrating bonds with the people he cares about. He's very welcoming to the LGBTQIA+ community and his preferred pronouns are they/them. He is very inclusive to those of all shapes and sizes, furthermore, when it comes to his size, it’s incredibly clear G0d took his sweet and dandy time sculpting Mr. Sexy Pants. He has a thing for sloppy blowjobs from petite women with fat areola’s who ask him a lump sum amount of vital questions. Reminder, ladies with skinny areola’s do need/nat apply so don’t even bother. Everyone around them is OBSESSED with them and want them to be his daddy so fucken bad. He’s the type to keep his circle small therefore, becoming friends with him is hard because he struggles with people not accepting his passion of reading self motivating books that don’t work, foot play, and excessive outfits from Uniqlo. You can find him shirtless, talking to his three best friends all evening hours, so please consider this a warning. In conclusion, I C if you see if they see we see They in Chicago.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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