TRAS Mug
Text-Related Anxiety Syndrome. Also commonly referred to TRAD (Text Related Anxiety Disorder). This occurs when people of a lower intelligence level than your own incessantly contact you via text or instant messaging. You may also experience TRAS in combination with OCD (Obcessive Calling Disorder). This occurs when those of lesser intelligence repeatedly call you within a short time frame. apparently because they have no life, they assume you shouldnt either. Symptoms may include: nonstop beeping of your cell-phone or computer when messages appear from the same person repeatedly over a time span of 3 minutes. Symptoms may also include, but are not limited to: sweating, increased pulse, forehead vein palpitations, ripping out of the hair, unusally obscene language being spit at inanimate objects. Please contact professional help (Doctor, Hitman, etc) immediately if you experience any of the following: thoughts of harming yourself, fantasies of harming those contributing to your anxiety disorder, breaking said inaminate objects, restless sleeping due to anxiety. While there is no known cure for this disorder, as the problem really exists in those who have OCTD (Obcessive Compulsive Texting Disorder), studies are, however, being conducted to find a cure for OCTD, and OCD
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)