TRAS Tee
Text-Related Anxiety Syndrome. Also commonly referred to TRAD (Text Related Anxiety Disorder). This occurs when people of a lower intelligence level than your own incessantly contact you via text or instant messaging. You may also experience TRAS in combination with OCD (Obcessive Calling Disorder). This occurs when those of lesser intelligence repeatedly call you within a short time frame. apparently because they have no life, they assume you shouldnt either. Symptoms may include: nonstop beeping of your cell-phone or computer when messages appear from the same person repeatedly over a time span of 3 minutes. Symptoms may also include, but are not limited to: sweating, increased pulse, forehead vein palpitations, ripping out of the hair, unusally obscene language being spit at inanimate objects. Please contact professional help (Doctor, Hitman, etc) immediately if you experience any of the following: thoughts of harming yourself, fantasies of harming those contributing to your anxiety disorder, breaking said inaminate objects, restless sleeping due to anxiety. While there is no known cure for this disorder, as the problem really exists in those who have OCTD (Obcessive Compulsive Texting Disorder), studies are, however, being conducted to find a cure for OCTD, and OCD
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating