TFAW Mug
Typical Fucking American Woman A woman in the United States who is generally decent to look at, but views herself as a perfect 10. She usually has nothing to offer except what lies between her legs, yet expects nothing less than a six-foot, six-figure, six-pack-abs package. This is because her Tinder/Bumble/Hinge/etc. inboxes (which she primarily uses for external validation) may contain men described above. The hypergamous nature of women will have her believe that she can actually land a man like this long-term. Contrary to what she believes, these men, who can have any woman they want, understand the concept of "not buying a mediocre cow (i.e. settling) when they can get milk (sex) for free, whenever they want, from almost any cow they want". The chance to bag any of these men was only this woman's delusion of grandeur, and these men capitalize on this woman's ignorance. She misconstrues her "rotation" with potential long-term relationships that she could pick out of a hat. She is almost always oblivious to the fact that these men are just using her for sex. She will maintain this inflated sense of self, holding out for a Brad Pitt archetype, until she hits the wall. Upon hitting the wall, when her delusion fades, and reality finally sets in, she will significantly lower her standards to accept a weak man, who will tolerate a body count that rivals the holocaust, and hopefully prevent her from dying alone (and she will still be unhappy for settling).
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Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool