TFAW Tee
Typical Fucking American Woman A woman in the United States who is generally decent to look at, but views herself as a perfect 10. She usually has nothing to offer except what lies between her legs, yet expects nothing less than a six-foot, six-figure, six-pack-abs package. This is because her Tinder/Bumble/Hinge/etc. inboxes (which she primarily uses for external validation) may contain men described above. The hypergamous nature of women will have her believe that she can actually land a man like this long-term. Contrary to what she believes, these men, who can have any woman they want, understand the concept of "not buying a mediocre cow (i.e. settling) when they can get milk (sex) for free, whenever they want, from almost any cow they want". The chance to bag any of these men was only this woman's delusion of grandeur, and these men capitalize on this woman's ignorance. She misconstrues her "rotation" with potential long-term relationships that she could pick out of a hat. She is almost always oblivious to the fact that these men are just using her for sex. She will maintain this inflated sense of self, holding out for a Brad Pitt archetype, until she hits the wall. Upon hitting the wall, when her delusion fades, and reality finally sets in, she will significantly lower her standards to accept a weak man, who will tolerate a body count that rivals the holocaust, and hopefully prevent her from dying alone (and she will still be unhappy for settling).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.