TFAW Hoodie
Typical Fucking American Woman A woman in the United States who is generally decent to look at, but views herself as a perfect 10. She usually has nothing to offer except what lies between her legs, yet expects nothing less than a six-foot, six-figure, six-pack-abs package. This is because her Tinder/Bumble/Hinge/etc. inboxes (which she primarily uses for external validation) may contain men described above. The hypergamous nature of women will have her believe that she can actually land a man like this long-term. Contrary to what she believes, these men, who can have any woman they want, understand the concept of "not buying a mediocre cow (i.e. settling) when they can get milk (sex) for free, whenever they want, from almost any cow they want". The chance to bag any of these men was only this woman's delusion of grandeur, and these men capitalize on this woman's ignorance. She misconstrues her "rotation" with potential long-term relationships that she could pick out of a hat. She is almost always oblivious to the fact that these men are just using her for sex. She will maintain this inflated sense of self, holding out for a Brad Pitt archetype, until she hits the wall. Upon hitting the wall, when her delusion fades, and reality finally sets in, she will significantly lower her standards to accept a weak man, who will tolerate a body count that rivals the holocaust, and hopefully prevent her from dying alone (and she will still be unhappy for settling).
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!