Simp Mug
A simp is a guy who over posses a girl. He wants to please and give her all the attention to ensure that he has a good relationship with her. Simps leave the boys for this girl because he wants to get the pussy, but then get friendzoned by her. At the end of the day a simp is taking Ls in their life and can't secure the pussy. Commonly a simp will laugh and say nice things and talk his way out of the situation so the boys don't find out. A simp is commonly associated with the following names: Daniel, Ryan, Bryce, Luke, Terrence, Williams, Andre, Jeremy, and Conner. Associated names that guys simp for are: Ava, Haley, Neaveh, Britney, Amelia, Sophia, Veronica, Clara, Jessica, Kelly and Mia. Last some of the lines that common simps use are: "Oh, it's okay" "Sorry I didn't mean it" "that's so cute" " i'm on call with my mom" "bro I swear i'll block you" "oh- okay bud" "did they hurt your feelings"... and lastly uses the word hella, bru, mate a lot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling