shitstainpayne Mug
A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame What can you do When he smells like pooh Run like hell Before you catch that smell Shitstain payne That's his game Here he comes with his stink It's so bad no one can think Beware of the mighty shitstain payne When he's around the world is a stain Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne When shitstain payne got out of bed The first thought he had was man I feel dead The next thing he did was head for the shitter And when he was done he went back on twitter. The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter But just like usual the shitstain got bitter And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter. Shitstain payne always clouded in stink Sometimes so thick he can't even think So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne His shits his farts they are insane So if you ever run into shitstain payne Plug your nose and run like a train If you can't outrun his cloud of stink Then you my friend have caught the Shitstain slink Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound He stinks so bad no ones around He enjoys his toilet time so much You know he has that stinky touch
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!