shitstainpayne Tee
A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame What can you do When he smells like pooh Run like hell Before you catch that smell Shitstain payne That's his game Here he comes with his stink It's so bad no one can think Beware of the mighty shitstain payne When he's around the world is a stain Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne When shitstain payne got out of bed The first thought he had was man I feel dead The next thing he did was head for the shitter And when he was done he went back on twitter. The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter But just like usual the shitstain got bitter And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter. Shitstain payne always clouded in stink Sometimes so thick he can't even think So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne His shits his farts they are insane So if you ever run into shitstain payne Plug your nose and run like a train If you can't outrun his cloud of stink Then you my friend have caught the Shitstain slink Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound He stinks so bad no ones around He enjoys his toilet time so much You know he has that stinky touch
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart